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We'll print your personalised message inside the card for you free of charge.

Simply type your message in the box above as you would like it to appear and we'll take care of the rest. Your message will be printed on the inside right hand side page of the card. You can separate the intro, body and outro of your message by starting a new line for each. 

If you prefer to have the card blank, just leave that box empty. 

To receive your order to your own address, at the Checkout, under the “Deliver To” option, select “Me” and you’re good to go.

Alternatively, we can send your order as a gift direct to your recipient on your behalf. At the Checkout, under the “Deliver To” option, select “Them”. You will then be asked to provide their name which we will use for the shipment address label. Then, make sure you provide their address in the delivery details and put your details in the Billing address (untick the “same as delivery address” box). We will then have all the information we need to surprise your friend with your thoughtful gift!

Standard Delivery

At Crescent Camel, we hate hidden charges. That's why all our cards have the option for FREE UK delivery included as standard. We use the Royal Mail 2nd Class postal service which typically delivers in 2-3 working days (order must be placed before 1pm for same day dispatch).

Faster Delivery

If you've left it a bit short and need your card delivered quicker, we also offer our faster service using Royal Mail First Class post which typically delivers in 1 working day (order must be placed before 3pm for same day dispatch).

We're confident you'll love your purchase from Crescent Camel. However, if for some reason you have an issue, feel free to reach out to our friendly team who will do everything they can to put things right. Visit out Order Information page to find out more.